Grand Rapidian

You know you're stuck in Grand Rapids if:

• You use the terms Gun Rule, Gun Ru, The Rule, and Uptown to describe were you live.
• You recycle friends. (I.E. you went to HS with a chick and never spoke to her, but now your 23 and still stuck here, so the two of you are now best friends)
• You think it is acceptable to have sex with one of your ex's friends or your friend's exes.
• You shared your baby momma with all your cousins/boys.
• You were the "man" at The O or Creston...now all you do is smoke, rap, and/or frequently visit the County.
• You and your new best friend are having a casual discussion and discover you have both slept with several of the same people.
• Oh that's your "bro"/"sis"...come on, you know ya'll be gettin' it IN on the weekends!
• You used to fuck your best friends BD, and it's nothin'. *Kanye Shrug*
• You go to Woodland Mall to meet your next BF/GF.
• You know at least one person in Busted every week.
• You have been robbed by a nigga named Javar.
• You are over the age of 21 and still attend GV's Icebreaker, faithfully, and you've never seen the inside of a college classroom.
• Your weedman calls regular ass weed CORN.
• You are friends with your BD's/husband's other baby mommas, you even comment on eachother's FB page. 
• You've created MySpace or Facebook pages for your children.
• You spend the last of your cash assistance on an outfit from Venito, shoes from Baker's, a nick bag, and cheap ass Moscato, oh and don't forget the $10 cover fee at Karma.